Top comments, June 2012 edition

It's that time again!

User Anime2GW on RRXX Candy H Move Special:

i dont know this just looks like wwe for perverts, seriously -.- oh well no redeeming features of that game from what i've seen so far, why bother with this anyways its amaturish and dull in my oppinion

User drummer25664 on Video editing drives RK up the wall

yes choppy buy you dont need to put a vid on you tube abd whine to all of us aboiut it, you probably have some spam and virus's that you need to get rid of. pay a place to have it checked out and cleaned up.

User lalamarie55 on SvR9 - Heroine vs Miranda (Queen of the Ring Round 1)

gay

User rjean131 on Rumble Roses Live Action Reiko vs Dixie

Dey r both ugly az fnck!!! That stinkface wuz crappy and weak! Their wrestling is almost as fake as the wwe! And torrie Wilson or Kelly Kelly would have done da stinkface bettr!

User TyGamer0426 on  Rumble Roses Like Action Reiko vs Makoto

i have a boner

Well, I gotta admit I didn't think it was going to happen, but Chris Morgan finally lost, and in fact not only lost, but gave up. And who finally vanquished her? Well, if you can't tell from the image there, yes, it's Migiri. Although you now already know who won, if you haven't seen it yet, I recommend you check it out; It's quite a match, and I really thought it was all over once Migiri got hit with that second piledriver, but she really does have the heart of a champion.

So what now? I dunno; I like Migiri a lot, so I guess this is an excuse to put her in more videos. And I guess there's no need to keep the Chris challenge going; After the beating she took, she probably needs a few weeks to recover (if nothing else to ice her face after Migiri hit it with the dreaded flying ass smash).

So that's that - if you got any Migiri requests, hit me with 'em; She's earned her place in the spotlight.

Where'd the top comments go?

One kind of post I unforchies can't do anymore is "Top Comments", mostly because trolls no longer seem to hang around my videos. Admittedly, there are still people hit and running with stuff like "gay" and "wtf" and there are some great comments. Just at random, ones I've seen recently: "in pro wrestling, this move is called the cameltoe clutch" and "HOW THE FUCK CAN U DISLIKE THIS".

The issue I have there is that these aren't negative if not always complimentary; I feel like the gag only works if I have a grandiose introduction about the frank exchange of ideas and thoughtful comments to follow, and then straight-facedly present a bunch of people calling myself or other viewers GAY FAGZ or sad bastards. This may partly be my own fault; I can't remember if I've been banning trolls from commenting or not, but that may be why they're gone. Cue sad face: =(

That being said, I did see an absolutely great comment that I'm going to try and work into conversations whenever possible:

lol @ 2:05 tifa having a right good feel of elanas bum =]

lol indeed. That's all for today; Go have a right good feel of your special person's bum now, you sad bastards.

New video recording device!

Second in a row Red the fuck Alert! There's a **NEW** device for capturing footage from a console that I suggest you L@@K at - the super imagnitively titled "Game Capture". Check it out here. Admittedly, it's a little bit pricey, but I'm glad to see this. I never got why Adaptec stopped making Gamebridges so quick, so here's hoping Roxio keeps this in production a little longer. Actually, this looks pretty much like a Gamebridge, but the connection is Component instead of the gamebridge Composite. Of course, who knows if you'll be able to tell the difference once YouTube is done manhandling the footage, but it can't hurt. Even better, this thing looks like it works under 7 and Vista, whereas the Gamebridge drivers only work on XP. Unlike the previous post, I don't really care if you get this or not, just thought I'd pass it along. If you do end up getting it, Roxio gave me a coupon code that should save you some cash when you check out: FRIENDS10

High quality pix from Live!

As I'm sure you remember, I can now get much higher quality images from Live. Without (much) further ado, here's a collection of them. I'm not really sure this is nessessary now that all you need is a $8 USB drive to download these yourself, but, like I said, this is easier for lazy people, and lazy people are my people. I could have put these on Photobucket - turns out that if you password protect the album, it apparently prevents the photobucket police from going through and deleting the pix. But, laziness. Maybe later, we'll see. For now, you can download all the pictures, in original super high quality, direct from my favorite file-sharing services. Drumroll!

Crapidshare:

http://rapidshare.com/files/445409029/High_quality_RRXX_pix_from_Live__1_.zip

Megabuttload:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MOHOIZII

Fuck Yeah

Finally some good news! UFC Undisputed 20xx doesn't have them, EA Sports MMA (stupidly) doesn't have them, but finally - finally!! - they annouced Supremacy MMA is going to have some representatives of the other half of the world's population: Chicks. Apparently, it will include just two fighters - and I'm not looking my gift horse in the mouth here - and they are (drumroll):

Felice "Lil Dog" Herrig and Michele "Diablita" Gutierrez!

(Not pictured above: Either one of these women. Real MMA fighters have cornrows or short hair, and probably not as much eye makeup.) No word yet on any kind of create a fighter, but that's just icing, as far as I'm concerned. W00p

** Update **

I almost forgot, Arcana Heart 3's also confirmed for North America. Good news, too, I'm gonna get it, but I'm probably not going to make any videos out of it (I didn't out of Arcana Heart 1, either) for the simple reason that I'm not very good at any 2D fighter past Street Fighter Turbo 3. You kids today.

Pine's Bikini Top Stays in the Picture

Finally some good news! You might remember the trouble I was having making some postable (IE, no nipples, which is clearly the number one thing to worry about nowadays) videos out of the Knuckle Pine series of DL Site games. Turns out there was an obvious solution I was missing: Just re-record the matches until Pine actually keeps her top on. In the second game, it will come off if you hit Pine with a strong enough punch (kids, don't try this at home), so I just recorded matches until I had a run of terrible luck at picking numbers and went down to defeat with her youtube-acceptability destroying boobs safely covered. Viola! This might be the only case in history where the starlet's big break comes when the director convinces her to keep her clothes on.

That takes care of the first two games; The third one, Knuckle Pine Turbo, which I got two videos of (I need four total - one video of the first game, one of the second game, and two of the last game makes a month), doesn't have Pine's top fly off, so that was easy. It took a lot of work, but they're all in the can. As an aside, I really do mean to review more DL Site games, but I'll just tell you now that Knuckle Pine Turbo really makes the second game look bad with some commonsensical fixes (I don't include Pine's top no longer randomly coming off a fix, although it did help me record these videos). So that's probably coming up after the RRXX Tournament wraps, which should be - February? Dang, kid. Well, stay tuned until then and enjoy the tournament. I'll know if you don't.

Rumble Roses Good Vs Bad Tournament Round 2

Well, Round 1 is in the can, and I have to assure that even though I like bad girls, I'm as surprised at the results as all of you are. The good girls have been decimated. Out of eight possible slots, only two good girls survived; Makoto and Noble Rose are the only two faces in the entire tournament, facing down no less than six heels. The only good news for the forces of light is that there are so many heels two matchups in this round are heel vs heel, which means at least two are going to be eliminated for the next round. Of course, if two other matches go the wrong way, there will be only naughtiness left.

Next week is probably going to be a break from Rumble Roses videos (since we just had 8 in a row for Round 1). That also means the last match of Round 2 will be uploaded on Christmas, however, which seems a little weird, doesn't it? Well, I dunno, it's not like I have any other videos to post. Huh. Well, we'll see - hit thatdrumroll, please. The matches, pulled out of a hat, are:

12/4: Sgt. Clements vs Mistress

12/11:Makoto vs Rowdy Reiko

12/18: Sista A vs Great Khan

12/25 (Why, it's CHRISTMAS day, sir!): Noble Rose vs Candy Cane

And that's all. Stay tuned; I have no idea what's going up next week before the first match of Round 2, so I better get cracking.

** Update **

Okay, I figured out what's going in between rounds; If you're a fan of hideous polygons, don't miss next Saturday.

Vacation time!

Time for my vacation, suckers. No videos will be posted while I'm in Europe, so there will be no new videos from when I leave on September 11 (yes, I'm flying out on September 11, and no, I didn't notice why the tickets were so cheap until after I had the tickets) and return on September 18. Although I might be jetlagged out and just go to bed on the 18th; we'll see. If you're bored, go back and watch some of the recent videos over again; I worked hard on those, ya know, and the view counts are going down. Hmph!!

In any event, there's probably another edition of Rumble Rose pix from Live coming; I might even post it before I leave. The things I do for my fans!

sum1 has a birthday!!!!!!!!

Whose birthday is it? (No, not Chie's, hers is July 30th. Duh.) I was going to say that my birthday gift to myself would be taking this week off, but honestly, the videos are already in the can, so how much work is it to just post 'em? Assuming the youtube uploader works the first time? And assuming they don't process for 8 hours? Honestly. And don't ask how old I am, a lady never tells.

Due to an Amazon snafu (2 day shipping my a$$), almost all of my wife's presents are late. So here's my actual present to myself on the left there. In addition to that, I hope all y'all got me some nice presents. Have at it.

Rumble Roses pix from Live, Vol. 6

Formerly "even-yet-still-more-rrxx-pix-from-live" "Even yet still even more pix", renamed because I can't keep thinking of ways to squish "yet" and "more" forever. What do you people want from me?? Anyway, here's Volume 6, all 280 images of it. As usual, I never cease to be amazed at the creative things being done with the photograph tool, and as usual, all of you using Sebastian in pictures are gonna BURN IN HELL. Enjoy!

Crapidshare:

http://rapidshare.com/files/388204791/RRXX_imageS_vol_6.rar

Megabuttload:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5EOUULD6

FINALLY

Here's that surprise I mentioned earlier. 2010's going to kick off with the long-awaited WAS image pack! Turned out to be over a thousand pictures in here. See, I was working hard this whole time.

The RAR's over 200 megs, so it's just on Megabuttload. (Even if you don't have a premium account, you just need to wait 45 seconds to download). I, and to a lesser, less-credit getting extent the actual artists, worked hard on this, so enjoy:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4UU58NLJ

In which our hero goes on vacation

I'm outta here, bitches. I'll be back on Wednesday the 16th, on which day normal video service should return. It's a sign of how much I need this vacation that I'm not even bothering to type enough text to fill in the space to the side of this image. (escapes in helicopter)

A collection of Rumble Roses XX pictures from Xbox Live

Well, just like it says in the title: A collection of Rumble Roses XX pictures from Xbox Live. Honestly, I have to say, I'm really surprised at the amazing pictures that xbox live users can coax out of the photoshoot mode.

I tried putting these up on Photobucket and Flickr, but Photobucket always deletes about a dozen as being TOO HOTT, and I'm out of space on my Flickr account. So, fuck it - here's the whole shebang (Volumes 1 and 2, each "Volume" being all the good pix up on Live at any given time). Crapidshare:

http://rapidshare.com/files/244653951/First_and_second_batch_of_RRXX_live_pix.zip

Megabuttload:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q8ASBF6I

More later, obviously. That's all - go watch some Queen of the Ring matches, would ya? I worked hard on this!

Almost forgot! Today's my birthday - you owe me a present, Internet! Maybe I'll make that a seperate post, actually. This is obviously a big deal.

Top Comments April 2009

So, belive it or not, I read every comment posted on the videos that go up. Views are great and all, but it's really the comments that keep me making videos and putting them up every week. I enjoy reading all kinds of comments, but, and I don't feel bad saying this, the most flattering ones are the ones that I really save. With that in mind, here's compiled selection of some of my very favorite ones over the past year.

User YamatoXion on SC4 Santa vs Naughty Santa:

omg this is sad, guys getting excited over female characters fighting in their under wear

User redisngal1234 on Saint's Row 2 Fight Club Valentine's Day Special (Part 1):

ur player is completely naked ridiculous

User kwfine on Rumble Roses Live Action Reiko vs Makoto:

men enjoying watching women fighting are sick.
Please stop violence
謝絕暴力
暴力を止めてください

User FXX360SPIDER on WAS Six Woman Tag Mayhem:

wow that is gay

Gems, all. I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for anything great enough to be put into the next installment!

I got mentioned in the Stilwater Gazette!!

Hells to the yes:

Videos of the Week!

With Valentine’s Day having recently passed, it’s only fair that we say goodbye to the holiday with a bang. But instead of an explosion, “RyonaKing” has decided to attack head on with both fists. They also decided the best way to perform the Fight Club activity is while simultaneously streaking, so watch the video below to enjoy the hilarity. Part 2 can be seen HERE.

I'm extremely proud of this, probably a lot prouder of this than I have any right to be.

Wahoo!!!!

Hells to the yes. This one was made in 2008, so hopefully it'll last a while longer.
Not sure if there's going to be a video this saturday; I was out until this beauty arrived, so we'll see if I have any time to get one recorded and edited.

Blog note: You may have noticed that the blog is now wider. I did that because I was getting really peeved at Blogger cutting the right half off of all my images. The sidebar and crap now appears all the way at the bottom; it looks broken, but honestly, I'll give up the sidebar to have my frickin' images displayed. Woof!

Happy holidays! (& bonus rumble roses images)

Merry Xmas. Namco got me to drop $1.50 or $2 on naughty santa outfits for Soul Calibur 4 just for this video, so make sure I'm getting my money's worth out of it!



So, yeah. I'd like to do a video for some other holidays, but they only have the santa pack for SC4, so I can't make something like Talim in a dreidel outfit beating up Ivy in a menorah costume (although we can all agree that would be fucking awesome). Since Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve both fall on a Wednesday, and I usually put a video up on wednesday, I feel like I should do something special for new year's eve, but what? I toyed with the idea of doing a Fire Pro Returns match that counts down to a bomb exploding, but I don't know; that doesn't really feel like New Year's, does it? Maybe I'm too literal. It's not like I can make a baby with a 2009 sash beating up a old woman with a 2008 sash or something. So I think I'll just put a normal video up and yell IT'S THE LAST MATCH OF 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the video discription.

Also I've been thinking about this WAS 1 problem where they removed the wrestlers. Since they removed four, I'm very tempted to just do a WAS Removed Charecter Last Tag Super Beatdown or something. That'll let me knock out all four requests in one match, and hopefully I won't have to fire 1 up again. Of course, it's true that this isn't what people originally requested, but if they were here right now, I'd tell them HEY look over there, and then when they turned around to look where I was pointing, I would run out of the room at maximum speed with wacky cartoon va-va-voom sound effects.

Finally, big news: I finally used my gamebridge to capture a bunch of pictures from Rumble Roses XX. Most of these are from Live, so if you've uploaded a picture yourself, it might be in here! Some of these are naughty and some of these are funny. I think these are pretty PG-rated (the dirtiest shots are the glitches where you can see thru the girls' clothes, but they're like barbies under there). Try this link:

http://s476.photobucket.com/albums/rr129/RyonaKing/Rumble%20Roses%20XX/?start=all

Click on the pix for beautiful high-quality versions. Arf.

** Update **

Looks like Photobucket pulled some of these. I'll put the whole collection up on Rapidshare or Megaupload or something. w/e, as the kids say.

And we're back!

Not a great video, but it looks like everything's working again. The gamebridge now has to have all four plugs plugged in for S-Video mode; I hope it doesn't effect the picure quality in a negative light. Honestly, I'm just happy to have everything working again. Whew!!

Two quick WAS notes

Short entry today. First, you may have seen this video with Nanashii Kamishio in it. If you're wondering why I'm such a big fan of her, well, here's her select screen:

Second: WAS 2's charecter paged was updated, and there's new looks for three returning wrestlers: Sophie Sierra, Sophia Richards and (drumroll)

Gina Durham! I'm not sure about this; I'm really happy she has her specs on now, but I dunno about that face she's making. She looked a little worried in 1, but... oof.