Oof!

Well, so much for business as usual, but let me plead my case here: I somehow got sick twice in the shortest month of the year (one stomach bug where I couldn't even keep down half a bowl of white rice, and one horrible cold I'm still fighting off). Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed the Knockout Kings 2001 month. I was going to post another video today showing off the illegal moves you can do to get yourself disqualified, but honestly, they're not that great (maybe it's just me, but I can barely tell what's happening). So instead of throwing that up on YouTube, you can download the raw video files here if you want:

https://rapidshare.com/files/8471231/Illegal_moves_1.mpeg

https://rapidshare.com/files/2763149701/Illegal_moves_2.mpeg

Alternate download (RIP, Crapidshare):

http://www.wupload.com/file/2667384332/Illegal_moves_1.mpeg

http://www.wupload.com/file/2667384342/Illegal_moves_2.mpeg

Video one has punching in the clinch, and elbows; Two has headbutts and what the game calls low blows, although they just look like, um, elbows. (Also, I couldn't pull the moves off for some reason, so that's me fucking up, not St. John being drunk or whatever.)

So that was February! March is going to be another Rumble Roses month (and, fair warning, my wife is flipping out for Mass Effect 3 coming out). As for April, we'll see - the current plan is another PS2 boxing game that rhymes with Glack and Gruised. Stay tuned :X

** Update **

I'll just leave this here.

It's Hideous ECW Wrestling Game Month!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's that time of the year again - put on your hideous holiday sweaters, make a nice fire, put on some Christmas music, and gather the whole family to watch low-polygon versions of Dawn Marie and Jazz punch each other in the groin.

December will have five Saturday videos, the first two being the relatively sane ECW Hardcore Revolution, and the last three being the dumpster-match craziness of ECW Anarchy Rulz (because poor literacy is kewl). These are some games I'd never played until just now, and although the graphics have aged about as well as any polygonal PlayStation 1 game, I am impressed at the sheer number of match types. We'll see how many of them I can show off in five videos (spoiler alert: five). Stay tuned.

** Update **

First video!

Oh crumb (forgot to upload a video edition)

Well, you might be wondering where Wednesday's WAS 2 video is (although since the views for those are down to like 220 per video, maybe not that many of you are). I could make up an awesome, good-looking lie like I was out saving orphans by defeating gangs of roving nazi bikers in brutal hand-to-hand combat, but the truth is, I came home from work, put in New Vegas, and played that until I basically passed out. So yes, I just plumb forgot. Actually, I'm kind of surprised it hasn't happened sooner! Anyway, it's a little late to upload the video now, I think, so to make up for it, I'm gonna upload TWO videos next Wednesday (10/27); I'll upload one in the morning before I leave for work, about 8 AM EST, so after processing it should be ready during the day; if you're bored for 4:37 on your lunch break, you can check it out. Um, plus buffering time. Now back to your reguarlly scheduled programming.

** Update **

Video one:

** Update 2 **

YouTube's decided to leave the second video as (Processing) for five hours, so I'm re-uploading it. God damn it!

** Update 3 **

Finally:

SHOCKING TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

People have been asking what the next match is going to be in the RRXX Heel vs Face tournament, and I've, honestly, been dodging the question, or admitting I don't know. Now hear me out: The way the tournament is set up is Noble Rose vs Ana, then each heel versus her face persona in order of how they appear on the character select screen. Easy, right? Here's the sticking point: I forgot what order they appear on the select screen. Yes, me, the guy who's played this game for 500 hours, can't remember what order the girls are on the select screen, so I can't remember what orders the girls appear in. So, uh, I guess I'll take a screenshot of the select screen, then I can give a schedule for the first round matches. I might even use MS Paint to draw up a cheap-ass roster graphic, that might be fun. That should be up in a day or two, so stay tuned for an ** Update ** with that information here (or, of course, if you already have the game, you can just fire up the select screen and spoil yourself, you stinker, you).

** Update **

Here we go:

10/2: Noble Rose vs Dr A

10/9: Spencer vs Mistress

10/16: Makoto vs BBD

10/23: Reiko vs Rowdy Reiko

11/30: Dixie vs Sgt Clements

11/6: Aisha vs Sista A

11/13: Aigle vs Great Khan

11/20: Candy Cane vs Becky

No videos this week

Work's exploding (not literally), as it's down to, literally, just me by myself staffing my entire department at work. So nothing on Saturday (the 15th), and nothing on Wednesday (the 19th). I'll see if I have a nice bonus to post on here in the meantime to tide everyone over.

Top comments, March 2010 edition

And away we go. I really do appreciate the kind words everyone leaves, so please keep it up. Might be a little short this time around - less notable comments; what can I say?Anyway, that's enough, I think, to get past the screenshot, so, without

further ado, the top comments!

Raoh on WAS 2 Migiri Ozora vs Giantslayer Noel Shiraishi:

Looks like a game for virgins.

SoulVotik on SC4 Barmaid vs Princess (yeah, not my video, but I'm player two):

Does anyone know how to play this game? I mean, really. What was the point of this video other than to show your lack of skill.

horokeusensei on Wrestle Angel Survivor Singles Tournament (Pt 1):

lol you guys... its just a random card game with static scenes of girls fighting.. just download the set on some hentai site or play rumble roses... jeez

Aqinaces on Rumble Roses Live Action Reiko vs Makoto:

pervers!!!! ugly bitches...go to school!!!

83dubbie on Rumble Roses Live Action Stinkface:

That shit is gay!! So fake they are a bunch of asian lesbos.

TheKaneDestroyer on WAS Tomomi vs Kazumi Fujiwara

This game is perfetic! What kind of wrestling game do you call this? Like Playing cards! Why can't you actually control the player like in the other games!? Dude, no offence, but you should get a better wrestling game. Try Rumble roses for instance.

Oh, for

So I went to my bookmark for Wrestle Angel Survivor 2 characters (which I use to look up which girls are who in the game itself), and what do I see?



Apparently, Yukes has purchased the company. Okay, great. Does that mean I can't see the fucking WAS 2 roster anymore? Yukes? Get that shit back up there. God damn. Hopefully archive.org captured it or something. This isn't my year so far.

Oh shit

Well, the external hard drive I store all my videos on is making scary clicky sounds, so it's near death. Hopefully I'll be able to pull my YouTube directory right off it. If not, well... heh. The computer I actually record the videos on is still fine, and it remain to be seen how many files I just left in the recorded TV directory (laziness on my side for once) Stay tuned.

** Update **

Looks like it's going to stay alive long enough for me to copy the youtube videos off (albiet s l o w w w l y). Now if I can just get my porn off there too I'll be all set!

In which our hero is recommended one of his own videos!

Man, uh, I appreciate having one of my own videos recommended to me and all, but isn't there a classier still than this out there? Yikes.

Merry christmas / Happy holidays / Don't touch me, I have the plague

Merry Xmas, everybody. I'm too sick to even record a christmas video this year, sorry. I don't know what I've got, but wash your hands after visiting the blog, yahoo group, or youtube channel. More than you normally would, I guess. Uggghhh.

That news aside, here's the following:
- Still (!) working on that WAS image pack
- The keyboard I brought to plug into the xbox to type up Smackdown vs Raw 2010 stories doesn't have a USB connector, because I'm a moron, so I need a new one
- If Smackdown vs Raw 2010 isn't ready to go in January (and it might or might not be; check the Yahoo group for the up to the minute news), January may be Terrible Old Boxing Game month; doesn't that sound fun?
- Take my advice, don't get sick.

That's all. I'm outta here, bitches.

In which our hero is struck down by the plauge

Is this God punishing me for making Miss Boxer win? I guess she's one of the fans who hates her. Ugh. There goes your executive producer credit, God. Hope you're happy!!!

Anyway, as you can see from the image to the left, the Queen of the Ring tournament for '09 is all wrapped up. Next week is the No 1 Contender match, week after that is her title shot to wrap up '09. Also, from the headline and text above, you can see I'm deathly ill. Blarg. I don't think it's H1F1 or whatever, so don't worry too much. Meantime, you can sign up for the yahoo group (important poll coming soon, I promise).

** Update **

Okay, well, I seem to be better. My wife got Dragon Age, though, which means I'm banished from the xbox. Looks like I should have thought ahead and got either Dragon Age or Smackdown vs Raw for the PS3. Oops lol, as the kids say.

Next Saturday has the 2009 No 1 Contender match, with the wrestlers as voted on by YOU, the viewers, then the title match, and then 2009's done. Yee.

Barf

You said it, Cory. I dunno if you've seen it yet, but YouTube pushed the new, hideous, moronically laid out channel design on poor ol' me today. Ugh. As far as I can see, there's no option to switch it back to the old usable channel, either. ;_;
Count yourself lucky if you've still got the old design. Maybe there will be enough outcry to get an option for the old channels put back in, but I'm not holding my breath. Barf.

Name: Bokkoboko!!
Price: $11.69 (lulz)

Shit! This is just a bunch of audio files! Arrrggghhhh. I guess I should have read this more carefully. Damn it. Next time I'm just going to get "I know!! I'll Have My Little Sister and Big Sister Help Me Masturbate!! 2". Fudge.

Recommended? No!

Remy Dadarne

So, the Wrestle Angel 2 survivor website is releasing art once or twice a week about what new charecters are in the game or, more often, what returning charecters will look like. The original game has a wrestler I've been meaning to use named Remy Dadarne - seems like her an Anne Beach might be a beach volleyball tag team or something. Right, so anyway, she's one of the two updated charecters whose art was just released.



(I'll urge you to click the link and look at the full sized art, because Blogger does some weird resize thing with the images, and you might not catch a detail.)
Now I think this looks pretty good, honestly. I'm a sucker for her haircut and her muscles are a nice change from most of the waifs in here so far. However, I urge you to look a little closer. Look, to be blunt, in her crotchal area.

Is that a bulge she has in her shorts??????