Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's Knuckle Pine Jelly Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Left: She's a boxer with blonde hair and blue trunks, close enough)

A commenter on one of the tournament videos asked what Knuckle Pine is, and seeing as how it's now offically Knuckle Pine month, here's the short answer for all you noobs out there: It's a series of three first-person boxing games in which you box with, and then have loving intercourse with, a lady boxer named Pine who apparently has decided this is how she's going to become the next Mike Tyson, or maybe she just can't admit she likes you and wants to see how far you'll go to get in her blue bikini bottoms. You can see a detailed review of the first in the series here. I've been meaning to review the other two (see this post for a list of all the DL site reviews) - so look for that this month. Also, valentine's day is this month, and luckily since I've already decided on the theme of Pine's various games, I don't have to try to come up with some kind of special valtentine's day video. Boom.

Anyways, that's all the big news, if you count "I'm finally going to post reviews of the other two Pine games" as big news, which I guess nobody does. That's probably medium-small news. However, I'd also like to use this opportunity for a disclaimer: No matter how nicely you ask, unfortunately, I can't provide free copies of any of these games. The artists who make them aren't going to continue to produce games if everyone downloads them for free instead of purchasing them. And besides, these aren't $60 investments - as of this writing, the first game in the series is a whopping $8, and the final game in the series is under $20. If these games were hard to get ahold of, that would be one thing, but all you need is a credit card and $8 to download them from the english DL Site. Or maybe even a debit card. Does that work?
I guess I'm rambling, so let me wrap this up: Because of YouTube's policy that you can show a woman getting cut in half but you can't show her nipples, Pine's boobs will not be appearing in any of the videos. If you don't want to buy the games but want to see her breasts, check this post, which also includes a behind the scenes look at recording videos that you don't have to read. Never let it be said I don't give the fans what they want (bare boobs)!

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